Malik

I wrote code and jokes. My boss hates both

[Malik @_leekie]

This should've went viral

[Malik @_leekie]

What kind of benevolent God would make me a Ravens fan

[Malik @_leekie]

@ceccarelli_ben @postedinthecrib Gotta stay away from the Denny's on Yellowstone though

[Malik @_leekie]

@SkyNews Y'all should ask Santa why he gives poor kids less

[Mac n Cheese 🧀 @stealyoredbull]

Brian Thompson made his money by denying people care and pricing them to death. What goes around comes around. Live by the gun, die by the gun. Rot in pieces Brian.

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

UnitedHealth CEO Brian Thompson died doing what he loved - increasing shareholder value

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

the problem with US politics is that being a Democrat doesn’t mean a politician is good but being a Republican does mean that a politician is bad

[Malik @_leekie]

@Hawg007 Bout to get some of these drunk lies in tonight 🫡🫡🫡

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

bro said "yes of course" and decided to cook up the most immaculate beat known to man 😭 https://t.co/8arMA8BMDW

[Malik @_leekie]

Probably should've kept this one in the drafts

[Malik @_leekie]

Gay Kendrick Lamar: Sometimes you gotta pop out and blow niggas

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.

[Malik @_leekie]

@jack they even got the co-founder of Twitter talking about this beef 😭😭😭

[Malik @_leekie]

@kendricklamar have mercy

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Kendrick has made me realize I’ve never properly hated a nigga in my life but that all changes today

[Malik @_leekie]

As a Drake hater, and a fan of hatin' in general, I've been smiling ear-to-ear these past few days. Bought my anti-Drake stocks when that Millie Bobby Brown video came out in 2018. To my fellow shareholders, wait til Kendrick drops another diss and we'll all retire young

[Malik @_leekie]

We're in Hawaii rn, supposed to be sipping Mai Tai's and watching the Ravens win their third Super Bowl, but the universe sets limits to how much joy a young Black man can experience at one moment

[Malik @_leekie]

@BidenTracking 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

People only like you because youre kind and and smart lmao. You only have friends because your presence puts people at ease and makes their day easier lol