At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad
Mannnnn this ain’t my dad
This is a cellphone
I threw it on the ground
When I first got into philosophy I thought you could just pick up some seminal text by Kant or whoever and read it. I didn’t know you already had to be well versed in the entire history of western thinking first.
these albums actually sound amazing when you don't have a whiny, pretentious, performative 17 year old in your ear telling you they'll never be topped and the 2020s suck