Lee V

Small.

[Lee V @_leev_]

All you need to know about me is I stop to say hi to cats when I'm already late for work, and I pick my bananas from the ugly pile so they don't feel bad.

[Lee V @_leev_]

Steen Raskopoulos has no business being as cute as he is

[Lee V @_leev_]

Every time I walk into Sainsbury's, I leave with a new pair of leggings

[Lee V @_leev_]

At some point, you learnt to pronounce your own name

[Lee V @_leev_]

I want to order food, but that would mean having to put pants on

[Lee V @_leev_]

@JamesAcaster Shrove Tuesday? :D

[Lee V @_leev_]

Is it acceptable to rearrange a first date because you have too many spots?

[skepanie @goodhairperson]

BREAKING: White Man Doesn't See Problem with Issues That Don't Affect Him Directly

[Lee V @_leev_]

Can't wait to be depressed in better weather #summer

[Lee V @_leev_]

Petition for all call centres to use Legend of Zelda music for call waiting #LegendOfZelda

[Lee V @_leev_]

You know that feeling when you get excited over a potential new romantic partner and they turn out to be shit? That's what my life feels like all the time.

[Lee V @_leev_]

These mermaid t shirts are getting out of hand

[Lee V @_leev_]

Big plans this evening. unsubscribing from every single junk email

[Lee V @_leev_]

Don't do it, I say to myself, as I am clearly already doing it.

[Lee V @_leev_]

Sadness is when you randomly find out @JamesAcaster had a live show you could have attended, YESTERDAY

[Lee V @_leev_]

£13.99 is way too much for a pizza

[Lee V @_leev_]

I don't know why but Subway really intimidates me

[Lee V @_leev_]

Why does apprehend mean to catch/arrest, but apprehensive means anxious/fearful, I think about this sometimes

[Lee V @_leev_]

I hate living in London. Wanna go anywhere? Too bad, it'll take you at least an hour #lifeinlondon

[Lee V @_leev_]

It hurts to breathe. Not in a poetic way, my ribs are busted.