leina ♡

the voices are getting louder | 💫 | pfp by @postdalone

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

CUNNILINGUS WAS INVENTED SO ONE COULD WORSHIP BY EATING WITHOUT DESTROYING

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

@DevotionOath he has something very very important to tell you.. i know what it is but it's a secret and he needs to be the one to tell you or something horrible will happen

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

@postdalone exactly what i said like they must want me dead or smthn stg

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

they blocked ao3 on the work wifi what the FUCK am i gonna do now smh

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

@slandrroid please dont say that please dont say that ever again please god please

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

talking to my coworkers again ‘my first boyfriend was 33 when i was 18!’ babygirl you are a VICTIM 😟

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

genuinely word for word a tumblr post i read in 2014 i see your games mf 🫵

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I’m in the library and there’s a boyfriend helping his girlfriend study and I’ve been overhearing parts of their conversation and he just said “Babe, I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now” I’m de@d lmfao😭😭😭

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I can't explain it but this time between Christmas and Jan 1st always feels like this shot from The Fellowship of the Ring:

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I WILL NOT USE AI. IF I WANTED A USELESS CUNT GIVING BAD ADVICE I WOULD TALK TO ANY MAN

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

listening to my 40yr old coworkers talk about how much they regret having kids is bonkers like i knew i was already based for not wanting any but damn 😔

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

@magi_N7 dont worry magi i have multiple countermeasures and procedures in place for if you ever escape containment 😁😁😁😁

[clare @moethelawn76]

anyways, free Luigi Mangione!

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

i need to make friends with someone in the IT department so i can install minecraft on my work computer this is incredibly urgent and necessary

[frick @gofrickurself]

Smoking that shit that makes they them

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

I AM A NONBINARY BUTCH LESBIAN!! I AM A SOCIALIST!!! FANTASY SHOULD NOT BE A TOOL TO RACIST MISOGYNISTIC POWER FANTASIES!! I AM AUTISTIC !!!!!

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

u guys will be sorry when i figure out how to control my powers

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just lost control in barnes and noble

[leina ♡ @_leinachi_]

reading ao3 while on the clock rn they should give me a medal im so good at time management and optimization no one does it better than me 😤