Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!
fake laughing at work gotta be the most elite form of customer service skills. encountering guests/customers telling me about ‘funny’ shit that’s no where near amusing has trained me in ways unimaginable
Had to park 2 blocks from the gym which I was pretty salty about right away. Then walking in to the gym and walking out of the gym I realized it’s the only time I really get to be outside during the day because of work. Might start parking far away just because 🤷🏽♀️
0 drinks: please don’t talk to me
2 drinks: hi there
4 drinks: so what line of work are u in?
6 drinks: let’s fucking go on a road trip to Vegas this weekend. My uncle has a house out there so we can crash at his place. Here, put your number in my phone & I’ll text ya tomorrow