Leo

Bringing in 'da noise, and bringing in 'da gluten-free fair-trade organic funk substitute.

[Leo @_leo]

@StreamOnMax it looks like this page is really out of date https://t.co/gtob67vNRs - says their last episode was in April!

[Ekrem Elmas @echojanz]

Hey, we have new openings for the Qatalog design team. If you are interested in working in an environment where design is valued, autonomy is encouraged and communication is easy. Let's talk 👇🏻

[Tariq Rauf @tariqrauf]

Welcome to a new era of work. Today, we released Qatalog 2.0 in Beta - the world’s first system that designs and constructs bespoke software for any business, in seconds. A 🧵.. 1/

[Qatalog @qatalog]

A new era.

Qatalog 2.0 launches on December 6.

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[Trilly Chatterjee @TrillyC]

We @C3467X are hosting long form #improv jam on Monday http://t.co/SGxxrDRPWz Free to watch and/or play. Why would you miss that? WHY!?

[Leo @_leo]

I just checked my pocket for the phone I was actively using to read Twitter. #IShouldNotBeAllowedToFlyAlone

[Leo @_leo]

Who needs to travel? I've got Google Earth, an iPad, an account with seamless web *and* grub hub. The world is at my fingertips #pathetic

[Leo @_leo]

I am more excited to see the AIC's modern art wing than I am any of my friends. #IOnlyAppreciateStrangers #IfTheyreForeign #AndReallyWeird

[Leo @_leo]

Hey world, I'd like you to slow down. Just a little bit. For me, please? Thanks world for being understanding.

[Leo @_leo]

@brendotscott I was going to ask why don't you just change your sheets, then I remembered you're eating lying down. Question answered.

[Leo @_leo]

Okay I'll say it. This iPad is nice and the tweet app is pretty slick. Now only if it would give me massages and sandwiches, I'd be set.

[Leo @_leo]

I'm drinking a Coors Light at a bar in Harlem, in just my undershirt and jeans. Just ordered chicken and waffles for dinner. #aristocratlife

[Leo @_leo]

Getting older means you stop pre-drinking and start pre-napping.

[Leo @_leo]

@DougBenson The Benson Interruption clips are fantastic. Any chance Comedy Central will put the full show online? #cantaffordcable

[Leo @_leo]

Last night a girl started crying because she thought Matt and I were gay.

[Leo @_leo]

I hate when my nasally congested voice goes from "night time smooth jazz DJ" to "accountant with a nosebleed, on the phone with a client"

[Leo @_leo]

Ok redbull shot, you can wear off now. Me lying in bed under my covers shoulda been the first clue your services were no longer needed.

[Leo @_leo]

Man the East Village is spooky when you're a well adjusted, self-sustaining adult. Wow!

[Leo @_leo]

I am whining about my current conditions! Whining and complaining! Over-reaction!!!

[Leo @_leo]

Get out my head, and into my car - and let me drive you far far away. Only witchcraft can put you inside another human's head. Devil woman!