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they/them | back to the future fanatic | i’m gonna kick your ass man

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I wish everything came with a side of fries like just bought a eyeliner? Side of fries. New phone case? Side of fries. Fries? Side of fries.

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z wants to tickle snickle

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Do you think Drake has ever watched The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement?

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@red_eye_sav And then he proceeded to ask me if I had a lighter

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I’m standing outside kennedy station, crying while reading a romance novel, when I get asked by a random guy for a handjob

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

altered my brain chemistry, changed my molecular structure, cleared my skin

[Toronto Police Operations @TPSOperations]

MISSING: Blessed Davies, 21, last seen in August of 2022, in the Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue West area, @tps31Div. Described as 6’2”, muscular build, approx. 200lbs, short black hair in dreadlocks and a full beard. News release: https://t.co/V4LM6GlQZn #GO1890934 ^CdK

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

breaking: twilight just received a 2 hour standing ovation from me in my living room after viewing it for the 100th time

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You ever look at your older siblings and be like “damn, the genes really gave up on me”

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

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People who can drink venti sized frappuccinos are unhinged and I don’t trust them

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@lilminxiee Working and twerking tbh

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My dad just forwarded me an email about the mental health services our insurance provides. Am I that obvious?

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I dont know what’s worse - being so sick that I think I have covid or the fact that I’m so sick that I forgot to take my antidepressants so I’ve been going through withdrawal while also being so sick

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LOL the fact that I let white lanky men with holes in their socks and no sheets on their bed make me cry IS A FUCKING TRAGEDY

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I actually need to get the fuck out of here

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Betty White isn’t dead, y’all this is a joke RIGHT?????

[Sofie Fatale @griergxsm]

A GTA Cinderella is a person that has to leave the function before the subway stops operating.