lex

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human pretends my body is a set of bongos. they don’t have much rhythm. but it makes them very happy

[SMILING BECAUSE I EAT SKIN :D @CornerfolkGod]

they’re like “oooh we’re going to getcha! heehee we are just kidding! ^—^” https://t.co/C8951AIQV9

[American Eagle @AEO]

Sir, we sell jeans.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This cost to be a decent human being $0.00.

Man saves baby marmoset from the street and gives it back to its mommy.

Credit: Imgur

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Today, the 5 most vaccinated states (14M people) had

580 people in hospital, 12 deaths

In the 5 least vaccinated states (16M people)?

6,600 hospitalized, 104 deaths

Per capita , least vaccinated states have

10X hospitalizations and 7X deaths

So yeah, vaccines are working

[sandra �� @folkausten]

she invented hot girl summer

[Bruno Mars @BrunoMars]

Talking to the mooooooooonnnn 🌘

[Patrick Fanelli @PatFanelli]

Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”

[dr lecko @perfectcows]

incredible conversation with my straight male friend

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[lex @_lex27]

donald trump🙄

[fka sids @yungsids]

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/g5ahxZ3Zcu #CNNElection

[lex @_lex27]

good morning georgia and PA!!!!!!

[anime yitties @_silhouwet]

It’s gloomy outside