lex bark

i love @harry_styles

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

synchronized lady dancing to a mariah carey chart topper is not lame

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[chase @cfree94]

a little bit alexis (10 minute version) (alexis’s version)

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

anytime microwave instructions are like heat for 3 minutes on “50% power” it’s like… what on earth are you talking about

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

@TanMart03 bullying people as a grown ass adult?? grow up 😬 that shits embarrassing!!!

[Allison Croghan @AllisonCroghan]

Anyway my friend in Holladay woke up with a potato on his porch and when he checked the surveillance video this is what he found

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

@luzarigarcia i’m proud of you!!!!!!

[JaiVibez🥶 @daystack]

Wtf did they put in this daylight savings??? NyQuil????

[squirt cobain @gigalatta]

water at 3 am be hittin my moochie (mouth coochie) in all the right places

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

@GabrielleMcKeon i do not but i will learn for u 😌

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

not a lot of people know this but feminism was actually invented in 2008 when ne-yo released Miss Independent

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my body is not a temple it is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

ok wait yeah

[𓅰击Wheat Field击𓆏 @wheatmustdie]

The sexual tension between you and the person adjusting your seatbelt on a rollercoaster

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

@luzarigarcia don’t be you tall beautiful angel

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

@AdamSandler will you give my friend @luzarigarcia a kiss

[jess @mustbelalalove]

i wish we could go back to 2012 when the only pandemic we had was one direction infection

[lex bark @_lexeroni]

anything for our twitter queen (,:

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

I found a Harry styles record on fb marketplace and when I went to get it they had it wrapped up like this for me on their front porch 😭😭 made my whole week people are so nice

[Lauren Potter @TheLaurenPotter]

Cheerios Forever