Lexie Jo.

believer📖•momma🎀•highly caffeinated

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

*adds alone time to my Amazon wishlist*

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

I just walked into a conversation where my kid was telling her imaginary friends how weird her mom mom is. So. I mean, I guess you could say I’m winning at this whole mom thing.

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

There’s honestly such a fine line between “this is who I am” and “I’m willing to change for you” in relationships. But I refuse to disrespect myself in order to come down to your level. Sorry not sorry.

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@ryan_t42 Isn’t He amazing?!

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

Tonight, B made me come outside so she could show me the sunset. She said “mom mom, look, God turned the colors on”. 🥺

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

Extra thankful for coworkers today 🙌🏼💗

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@mollykristina_m 😂 “we are so done with this relationship that’s not actually a relationship but more than a friendship.”

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@mollykristina_m This is literally the worst.

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@madibmitchell This is your sign😂

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@madibmitchell What about light blueish gray on the walls??

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@madibmitchell What color is it now??

[laura🇺🇸 @legitlaurag]

FYI You Say by Lauren Daigle is not about your boyfriend

[follow the light ☼ @followtheliight]

When Jesus was on the cross, you were on his mind.

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@mollykristina_m I wish you were my grandma.

[Nic_Bebo @Nic_Bebout]

I'll be alone forever before I "settle" not cause I'm better than everyone. But because my kids are. So if I ever bring you around my kids. You better feel privileged.

[Nic_Bebo @Nic_Bebout]

Politeness has become so rare, that people mistake it for flirtation.

[Madi @madi_schmidt_]

Please don’t

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

@IsaiahRileigh Okay but when y’all run out of toilet paper just know that I know a guy.

[Lexie Jo. @_lexiejo]

My dad’s version of “there’s always a silver lining” y’all.