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[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

Now that I’m back at work again,
maybe it’s time to get pregnant again,
so that I can take maternity leave again

[Kirsten @Kirsten3531]

We have entered a new parenting era: I sent my kids outside to play while I'm making dinner (21mo and 3.5yo)

[lex @_lexrose]

Ok seriously fuck everyone who scheduled everything on the same day

[lex @_lexrose]

@yourpaldana my 18m daughter saw this tweet and screamed “EH MO”
made me laugh bc she has 0 context

[lex @_lexrose]

Let us remember that co-sleeping is not just bed sharing - it is sharing a sleep space with an infant, whether that be the crib in the same room, a side car bed, or bed sharing

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

They tell you like 3 million times while you're pregnant + right after you've given birth not to co-sleep

[lex @_lexrose]

Did this once, that’s why my sister is divorced (worth it)

[nick @saintplush]

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

[lex @_lexrose]

@jhershberger20 Great, now you got the bot sugar daddy’s comin up in my DMs 🤣 I bought shaddy boy his ps5 in 2022, thank u very much 😤

[lex @_lexrose]

period

[lex @_lexrose]

currently in the “no” stage of toddlerhood, she doesn’t even know what the fuck she’s saying no to

[lex @_lexrose]

My daughter is so good at getting off the bed and couches now, we were laying down since it’s bedtime, and she goes to get off the bed and she goes “bye bye mama”
I laughed so fucking hard, like no?? It’s fucking bedtime???
Anyways, bedtimes being pushed back 😐

[lex @_lexrose]

when did my baby start looking like such a toddler :(

[Murphy ❁ @review_retained]

Just 3 more months

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[molls @doIIastore]

lost all respect for everyone i know who did that dumbass chatgpt trend on their story you might as well just write loser on your forehead

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Hang them.

[Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs @Younglordsean]

The worst part about seeing grown ppl turning them themselves into AI cartoons is they want us to be impressed for some reason?

[shiv🔻 @trinisadian]

“i asked chatgpt to create a caricature of me and my job”

[Cederick @cederickmc]

STOP USING AI TO MAKE CARTOONS OF YOURSELVES OMG YOU’RE 40!!!!

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[lex @_lexrose]

Told him my car was out of gas so he got me a new car 🥹

[Mara🍒 @wydmara]

Told him my charger was having issues and he got me a new phone🥹