Lexi Garcia

[⋆｡‧˚ʚ eleanor ɞ˚‧｡⋆ 💐 @1littlepiglet]

“i asked grok” “i asked chat gbt” well i asked crumpy and she said beep eepen beepe beeep beep beeedepbeep

[nateo baggins @natetella]

they’re doing this to me tomorrow

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

oh jeebz

[🌸Maya Modez🌸 @MayaModez]

My arms are shaking while I tweet this because I'm trying not to burst into laughter thinking about this it's been like this all week. Please help. I shouldn't have eaten that whooople weenie..!!!

[Hozier @Hozier]

Seemed a shame not to let folks hear this in July. New EP coming soon, much love <3

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Powerful words from Joe Biden.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

“This edible ain’t SHIT!”

Me 2 hours later scooching past someone in the snack aisle at CVS:

[eko🕴🏾i make music @ekodagreat]

yo you a dickeater omg😭😭😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

doing my daily affirmations

[virgo b*tch @whatsacoachella]

Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s child has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever