Coral

Registered Veterinary Technician/crazy cat lady. Wife of the man behind #shitkensayswhiledriving, Mom to his wild children. My name is Coral, not Carol.

[Coral @_likethereef]

@TheFordFANatic We'd love to see the leafs in their St Pats jerseys! @ken6214

[Coral @_likethereef]

@TheFordFANatic @MapleLeafs Would love to create a memory for my kids - who are both OBSESSED with the leafs and would love to go to their first game! 💙 @ken6214

[Coral @_likethereef]

@TheFordFANatic @MapleLeafs @teed43 supporting and uplifting athletes with special needs in her business everyday 💙

[Coral @_likethereef]

@tavmarnythews William Nylander, obv.

[Coral @_likethereef]

My seven year old daughter made a logo for her U9 house league team that was better than this

[Victoria Stewart 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @victoriastewxrt]

What’s everyone’s thoughts on these?

[The Ford FANatic @TheFordFANatic]

🚨Game Day Challenge🚨

As we saw the other day, the Ford All-electric F-150 Lightning showcases features that were quite handy for woodwork artist @alisonartisanals, as she gave us a sneak peak into some epic concourse giveaways @forcanada has in store for you this season.

[Coral @_likethereef]

@TheFordFANatic @ForCanada Lights for an odr!

[Coral @_likethereef]

@clhubes The woman spraying her kids and floor with water from the kitchen sink and calling it a "hack" for mopping the floor really got me

[Coral @_likethereef]

In my contract I will also require that you plan and fund my children's birthday parties.

[Coral @_likethereef]

I am once again submitting my application to be the Kardashian's resident "normal person". @KrisJenner , you can keep me on retainer to pre-screen statements to prevent this kind of backlash. I'll await your call.

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

“She also talks as if she doesn’t have A FULL STAFF OF PEOPLE HELPING HER.” https://t.co/BWuHeU8Lnb

[Coral @_likethereef]

@TheFordFANatic @MapleLeafs 👏🏻💙🎉 @niQknacks @teed43 @ken6214 @Skycorlockguy @gregpratt905

[Coral @_likethereef]

@MadelnCanada @BodogCasino_ @niQknacks

[Coral @_likethereef]

@boosterjuice @niQknacks

[Booster Juice @boosterjuice]

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[Coral @_likethereef]

Retweeting so I can find easily because my son makes me play this video on loop

[Greg James @gregjames]

I want to be best friends with this bird https://t.co/xIc7Rza0yD

[Coral @_likethereef]

I know time travel isn't invented in my lifetime because if it was my adult son would have already been sent back (by me) to babysit his current 2 year old self while I watch and say things like "see? See how you treated me?"

[Coral @_likethereef]

@MapleLeafs @teed43

[Coral @_likethereef]

@PetSmart are crickets no longer available for DOORDASH delivery? This is essential for us; and today when I went to order more like I do weekly the website stated they were available@in store only

[Coral @_likethereef]

The amount of Halloween candy I steal from my daughter is directly proportionate to how much she annoyed me that day

[Coral @_likethereef]

Things I purchased for my child without regarding the fact that she gets up at night to use the washroom/sometimes ponder life in my room:
1) singing baby shark hand soap
2) glow in the dark pajamas