il-pad

everything in quotations are things I hear when I'm out & about. The rest are my thoughts. you're welcome, always be kind.

🍉🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

I will leave your party if my socks get wet

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

Gay men love chatgpt, I haven't seen anyone use it so efficiently and consistently

[Erik | Legacy Path 🇨🇦 @LegacyPathCA]

What to do if you’re living paycheque to paycheque in Canada.

Not just “cut your coffee.”

Here's the boring stuff that actually gets you out:

[Profesora @Profesora0]

I remember when I lost my job and I looked at myself in the mirror after crying and said “Steve jobless” and I started laughing so hard I cried some more

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

In the club just wondering

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

"oh no! I'm going to turn evil, I'm going to have to start wearing cologne"

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

The bridge troll's riddles were really hard today

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

when you’re in a very good mood so you become extrovert for a while

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i have tragic news. elephants in parts of africa are being born without tusks bc of poaching. humans have created such extreme evolutionary pressure that they’re now evolving away from the very feature poachers kept killing them for. their biology is adapting to human violence.

[wiseriver @onthestreams_]

biggest shoutout to animals for
pouring pure magic and beauty into
this life

[jason @morecjjj]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[phoenix @luckyphoeniix]

“one of you will betray me tonight” was an insane thing for jesus to say at dinner likeeeee??? he really was the og housewife

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

May you heal so hard you do arts and crafts again.

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

If I ever become a DJ, I am just going to cold call people asking if they need music

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

Where are the hot men?? Toronto? Hello????

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

He called his mistakes happy little accidents

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

Miss you Pinky's Ca Phe

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

yeah breakups suck but have you ever been in love with a restaurant that closed down

[il-pad @_lilialejandra]

Feel most loved when I piss off my partners with the same issue I brought up multiple times, and they repeat the same advice over and over again