Dixie Alexander

I tell myself I’m funny- you’ll probably get offended

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

Ya know, Trump doesn’t have to do all these things he’s doing for us. He didn’t have to move the tax deadline and he doesn’t have to send us checks. He’s putting his presidential campaign on hold to take care of his people and I think we owe him a little more respect.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

#votegmm @streamys

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I see the girls at my school are taking advantage of the photographer’s senior and maternity photo shoot bundle

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

I’m not 100% sure what this means but I know it’s gonna be important.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

Has my low fuel light been on since Saturday? Yes.
Have I also gotten coffee, gone shopping, and gotten breakfast instead of getting gas? Also yes.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

My favorite thing is seeing a company hype their brand on Instagram and the only comment I see is one where a customer is complaining and the company is like hold up don’t talk here, we’ll message you.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

@brandimo2002 What of they then sign it to you?

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So when someone compliments you and then says “You probably hear that all the time.” What do you reply with??

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@Jerrypleasure

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

Sometimes I think I’m an adult and sometimes I have to stand on my tip toes to see over counters.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

You know how you’re in excruciating pain and then eventually it wears off and you feel okay again and then you don’t remember what that pain felt like? I feel like that’s why people go back to people that have hurt them, they don’t remember how bad the pain was.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

@rhettandlink Melted peanut butter 😋🥜

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@dog_rates my car just got a million times cuter🐶🐶

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Me: so yeah I have spring break in a couple weeks so I would rather work in the mornings than at night
Manager: okay cool how about closing all week?
🙄🙄 #workingtodeath

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

@nessa__shea @PopSockets You're not wrong 😂😂

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

My @PopSockets broke and I genuinely don't know how to live life anymore.

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@brandimo2002 @mograce01 Yeah but you're thinking about it now so

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To the tall blond that was my waiter at lunch today, why didn't you write your number or at least your insta on the check? I feel like we really had something.

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

@mograce01 @brandimo2002 Taking someone’s advice I see 😉

[Dixie Alexander @_lilstitious]

”shouted” doesn’t seem like it should be the past tense of “shout” I feel like it should be something different but every other conjugation of it is another word. English is weird.