Lindsey Lord

thick thighs, thin patience

[kendall @weezyeffkenny]

dating someone that matches ur delusions >>>

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@LibrariEmm Happy birthday Emily!✨

[Kylie @kylieafarmer__]

you either cuff me or we boys, what’s up brother

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@aham334 Rain rain go away?????

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@madisonlb_ Leave memaw leghorn alone

[cal? @cal_gif]

I’m not a chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@ShadyQuadey0 Omg hahahaha. I totally lol’d. That’s so unfortunate 😂

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@_CharlieTweeter Bye

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I’m like a croissant. I’m sweet but will flake on you.

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@turnermlee

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

2 different people have told me that I have “pep in my step” the past two days. Let’s see if I can go for 3. Will report back

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Saturday is the only true weekend day, Friday is a whole ass work day and Sunday is giving pre-monday vibes, We have really been scammed, tricked, hoodwink, mislead, deceived!!!!

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

You know how I know im old??? I dreamt my credit score was 1. One. What a nightmare

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@aham334

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

Heard my hillbilly recorded voice on the radio this morning so for personal reasons I will be passing away

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@jh_livin Herbal toad 🤣🤣🤣 Ive honestly never even noticed that until you said that but you raise a good question!

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

I don’t dread anything quite like I dread going to the Ozark Walmart

[Lindsey Lord @_linderella]

@bethany_powers I was literally asking myself why I didn’t plan ahead for that as i was on the way 😂