leo

there's too many goddamn words

[leo @_lioh]

sweating through my fucking shirt looking for italian plums at the farmers market on nine eleven hell yeah

[gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx @GooseworxMusic]

I read my two factor authentication number too fast and it rewired my brain to be sexually attracted to motorcycles permanently.

[august @regularaugust]

And i speak for everyone when i say WE DON’T WANT IT #CancelSilksong

[leo @_lioh]

im so fucking back

[leo @_lioh]

im experiencing an uncomfortable intimacy on the cream cheese wikipedia page

[leo @_lioh]

they should do this to the next pope

[leo @_lioh]

vance killed the pope

[leo @_lioh]

i believe ive fallen under the influence of an evil sandwich

[leo @_lioh]

@tapir_worf a while back sam kriss mentioned it writing a bit about llms and golems https://t.co/1DenolgR9B

[leo @_lioh]

we need tariffs on abstract foreign imports too. we need fresh domestic industries to complete with the massive european exports of schadenfreude and ennui and other communist emotions of that sort

[leo @_lioh]

someone has to sympathize with wasps and it might as well be me. when they're dying they drag themselves along by the elbow and forearm and they look so much like people

[leo @_lioh]

damn thats fuckin crazy

[leo @_lioh]

the emotion of the evening is eating a bit of one half of a crushed cockroach

[leo @_lioh]

the Sun! the Sun! the Sun! the Sun! the Sun! the Sun!

[leo @_lioh]

sorry im late boss i was enthralled by a bird

[leo @_lioh]

@rudebanter no the limbs have to be extended. like holding yourself up off the ground like a table and then flipping your feet over your head or your right side over your left

[leo @_lioh]

we need to be coming up with new methods of movement. we've been walking and running and jogging and skipping for too long; if we are to enter the next stage of human society we need to be moving about in an appropriately revolutionary way