Lisa Hazlett

💍 married to @willhazlett • nico & adriana’s mom

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

@Divarants9 Thank you so much! We’ll definitely check him out!

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

The amount of people on Facebook who are still confusing Chris Rock and Chris Tucker have me dyyyying 😭 “the joke/slap isn’t gonna stop me from watching Rush Hour” yeah bro it *shouldn’t*🥴

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

People are joking about this height difference but this is legit what my husband and I look like next to each other 😆

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

@Pepper_Annnnn Will was at work all day and even he got deleted! I’m like well shit all of us are in trouble apparently 🤣 what a weirdo lol

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

This girl on Facebook just deleted about every Midland kid from her friends list just because like 2 people argued with her 🫠 Like ma’am wtf did we do to you because I for one don’t comment on a damn thing ever 😅

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

@Pepper_Annnnn Because they’re boring and think everything has to cater to them and their interests 🙄 I saw someone on fb earlier say they didn’t like the “gyrating” of the dancers lol

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Watching this #HalfTimeShow is literally the most fun I’ve had in 2.5 years

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

Happy birthday to @Divarants9 ❤️ I love you and I hope you have a wonderful day! (And hopefully any wedding stress can take a damn break on your birthday 😆)

[Always On @werealwayson]

Tayshia just woke up from a nap like "wait wtf happened!?" #TheBachelorette

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

Oh my god these end credits are making it seem like Greg died #TheBachelorette

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Us all of a sudden crying over Greg #TheBachelorette

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

Omg shout out to my girl @Divarants9 for inviting me to her bridal shower even though I’m up here in NY 🥺 you’re so sweet! But best believe I’m sending you a gift my loveeee 👏🏼❤️

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

ugh april fools is a rough day for me as the world’s most gullible human

[Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs]

Okay we stan Amanda Gorman TO THE GRAVE. Our poetic fucking QUEEN

[mamrie hart @mametown]

Tear gas was released for Trump get a photo in front of a church. But terrorists are standing on the senate floor and police are using the force of a substitute teacher.

[Lisa Hazlett @_lisahazlett]

I love how the UPS guy just delivered a huge box of newborn diapers to our front door and didn’t think “hey that’s a lot of diapers, there’s probably a baby in this house”... and decided to RING THE FREAKING DOOR BELL THREE TIMES IN A ROW🤦🏻‍♀️

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

if you grew up in the 2000s you'll always think 1980 was 20 years ago, that's just how our brains work

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

This episode has made me feel nothing but anxious and uncomfortable #TheBachelorette

[Benstonium @Benstonium]

4-0

#HereWeGo