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[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow:

"Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times..."

[elise @_lisey]

"parfait of crazy" - quite proud of myself with that one

[elise @_lisey]

met my emoting quota for the year - im not about this life

[elise @_lisey]

is there such a thing as a tea hoe? because I would like to become one - I think I'd be suited for the #teahoe life

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK50Forward #MLK

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

This 500-year-old grocery list was written and illustrated by Michelangelo. The menu consists mostly of vegetables, fish, wine, and bread. The list is owned by the Casa Buonarroti museum in Florence, Italy, and is one of the few bits of ephemera we have from Michelangelo's life.

[elise @_lisey]

@Kelley_Rocco TWINS!

[elise @_lisey]

@allisonsnellis but being a successful adult is knowing when you should

[elise @_lisey]

the only piece of news about the #royalengagement that truly matters in the end https://t.co/20nei0miWs via @harpersbazaarus

[elise @_lisey]

I cant quite decide if how much spite motivates me is a normal thing, a ny thing, or a personality defect...

[elise @_lisey]

went on a emo song spiral on spotify - lets be real little me had such awesome taste in music

[Artnet @artnet]

18 Things You Should See During New York City’s Print Week 2017: https://t.co/IoFsu4LtYR

[elise @_lisey]

@Kelley_Rocco jump mothafucka jump mothafucka jump

[British Museum @britishmuseum]

Help us transcribe and translate the messages written on these postcards in our @Micropasts crowdsourcing project: https://t.co/T5e7NaMb9E

[elise @_lisey]

good to know there are still some limits to my over active use of "treat yo self" ✈️🇮🇹

[elise @_lisey]

@Kelley_Rocco you should've stolen that rug for me

[elise @_lisey]

road trip... https://t.co/TCZR743IqO

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

The Museum of Fine Arts, Boston will receive 113 works by 76 artists https://t.co/j4yqwBbmEh

[elise @_lisey]

just ok'ed the wild European escapades with my boss because thats #adulthood

[elise @_lisey]

I had to turn the air-conditioner on to properly eat my chili -- fuck you #fall

[elise @_lisey]

im a terrible basic bitch - I didn't know what the little green stick at Starbucks was really for