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[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Growing up is realizing that mayonnaise is not an instrument

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Hmm. These patch notes are really something. Not excited for the gameplay to come, but it’s what most players asked for.

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

@gjmarmet @Westlaw Same here. I've been on hold over the phone for 40 minutes. Fixing to hang up now that I know it's not me.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Facts

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Update: I turned 40 this year

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

It’s been a whole week since I’ve turned 24 and I still haven’t figured out how to stop the aging process. Will get back to y’all next year.

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

How do people sleep in Ohio the corn is so loud

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

I’m still out here at 1 a.m. writing a whole legal research paper that was due two days ago and all I’ve had was a leftover quesadilla from yesterday how’s your thanksgiving?

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

The way I socialize in law school now is by talking about how I forgot how to socialize because of law school and I hate it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steve from Blues Clues is BACK and has us all in our feels

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Bro whoever is secretly casting curses on me needs to STOP

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

I waited so long to do this #skywardsword

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Lowkey got the coolest law school dean ever

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Extremely surprised to find out that 4 years of trolley problems and philosophy memes did nothing to prepare me for property law.

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

If [vaccine tourism] continues and choice of vaccines is facilitated, better-resourced patients can be expected to claim vaccination slots for the “better” vaccines, notwithstanding their lower risk for severe disease.

https://t.co/UCS6PtSacX

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Whoops didn’t mean to do that

[fullcort☄️ @Michellove02]

@eeyyrrww This one puts me in tears sometimes.

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

Y’all ngl I miss whataburger

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

@SeriouslyIndie My bad for hurting your feelings, Chris, I didn’t know you were that invested in my tweets! You’re in Columbus nowadays right? Ngl, I deadass recently chatted w/ one of our mutual friends about connecting w/ you bc I go to OSU for law. Small world! (Congrats on your marriage btw)

[Toilar Toy @_little_to_]

COVID-19 cases are finally diminishing, but keep your masks on. ABBOTT-21 has emerged and it’s not looking too promising.