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tamu19 alumni 🤠 🇬🇷/🇸🇻 free range Houstonian 🚀

[Hunter Melton @HunterMelton50]

To all high school and transfer portal guys, think long and hard before you play for this guy. He is all about himself in everything he does and has shown his true colors to the players and to this university. Glad he is out, this program doesn’t need that✌🏻

[Your Fav Disabled Hottie❤️‍🔥 @nilanmorton]

Stop taking your pets to restaurants and grocery stores when they’re not service animals and trained.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

IT'S OFFICIAL 🚀

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses

[sarah @sahouraxo]

BREAKING: Ireland announces it will join South Africa in the genocide case filed against Israel before the International Court of Justice.

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

They had to use AI to create black Republicans.

[Sadé 🗽 @_munchkinn]

We broke while making triple what our parents made.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

See you in Orlando, @CJ7STROUD 🫡

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love the idea that liberals conspired to get Taylor Swift to date Travis Kelce and then rigged the playoffs because this somehow abstractly helps Biden.

That’s where we shine. We can’t get free healthcare but perfectly execute a Riddler-esque conspiracy to ruin a football game

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

Meanwhile Megan is in a section with bad b*tches because neither she nor her people have a state regulated curfew.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Nancy Pelosi wants the FBI to investigate groups calling for a ceasefire, for being “connected to Russia”

Groups calling for a ceasefire include:
–Arizona & Texas Democratic parties
–80% of Democrats
–60% of Americans
–thousands of Black pastors
–Doctors Without Borders
–UAW

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

This is just as conspiratorial as anything the MAGA movement puts out.

80% of Democratic voters support a ceasefire, protests are happening because Democrats refuse to listen to their base.

Absolutely irresponsible from the former Speaker.

[James Roy @JamesRoyNFL]

Texans fans for the next 10-15 years: