Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕

Its not easy being a princess.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Being married is my favorite adventure.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Hey @drpepper. I have a question.. What in those 23 flavors makes my cat hate you so much? I cannot leave a bottle of DDP ANYWHERE without her knocking it over. She will walk into a room, knock it down, and walk back out. No other beverage of any kind.. What did you do?

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

@Algmanda @ChaindBySociety Idk yall. Gives me the heebie jeebies just to think about him out and about. I’m pretty convinced my sleep paralysis demon is based off of him.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

So… we all agree Mark Goodyear had something nefarious to do with the Fox Hollow murders..? Right? Homeboy gives me the creeps something fierce.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Arkansas Barber just showed up on my FYP FOR THE FIRST TIME, and now I have to delete TikTok. This is a @BhadBhabie home.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Baylen’s sister is such a bitch. I cannot stand her. There’s being protective over your sister.. and then there’s whatever the fuck she’s doing.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

@danabrams PLEASE keep it. #stubblettrouble 🥵

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

@AlaiaWilliams FOR. FREAKING. REAL.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

@BreVStheWORLD Omg. You’re so right. He DOES look like Eustice. I told my husband that I’m convinced that’s what my sleep paralysis demon looked like 😂😂. I really think he was “reliving the glory days” talking about the house. So icky.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Listen, @OnPatrolLive.. don’t tell me “buy enough and Tom Rizzo will come to your house.” My husband just let me swap him into my “celebrity free pass” list. Have mercy he is a gorgeous man. 🥲 I’ll buy it all.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

How is it so easy for hackers to get into a @facebook account, but when it’s the actual account holder it’s like pulling fucking teeth. We can’t access that email anymore- how are we supposed to reset that password. Nothing else is working.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Today I gaslit myself into doing 6 loads of laundry that I had originally planned to do tomorrow.

I was so productive.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

I’m gonna say it. I’ve never had a good vibe from Blake Lively. I don’t like her. I never have. Fuck you, Blake and Ryan. Fuck you both.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

🧠: “We can move bedrooms by ourselves. We don’t need Dustin’s help until it’s time for the tv mount.”

🩸: “Think the fuck again. Sit down and eat half a cookie. You’re gonna pass out cuz I’m dropping.”

💅🏼: “Yeah!! And 2 of us are going rogue.”

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

@sarakayyy95 It’s just so funny to me. We laugh about it every time.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

It still makes me cackle laugh that in our grown age, people’s first rebuttal to being offended is to tell Dustin that he has a fat wife. HE KNOWS. I HAVE BEEN FAT OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP. 😂 it’s boring. Get creative.

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

When will I learn my lesson on ordering @BWWings in Dubuque.. in my 6 years living here it’s never been right. All I wanted was Caribbean jerk sauce.. instead I have unsauced chicken. All my husband wanted was a Mac and cheese burger. And he got a chicken Patty sandwich. Sigh..

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

I’m here for all the Jonathan Bailey thirst tweets. Please keep them coming. “More chemistry than a meth lab.” 😂😂😂

[Mrs.Bronson🦖🦕 @_Liv_Hard]

Dustin told me he’d take me to @wickedmovie next weekend. I don’t think he realizes what he’s done. 🩷💚.