olivia

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. Aristotle

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Terrible jokes are my guilty pleasure

[olivia @_livvvs_]

I promise no one cares about your Spotify wrapped

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Pregnant people are insufferable. Holding a nonexistent bump in every photo. There I said it!

[olivia @_livvvs_]

The ball in my box is really big today

[prance @bocxtop]

y'all this job is asking me to perform tasks i said i was qualified to do on my resume i can't breathe

[olivia @_livvvs_]

See episodes 6 & 7 for optimal viewing

[olivia @_livvvs_]

No you cannot convince me that season 5 on the Amazing Race isn’t the greatest reality tv season of all time

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Why South Africa is still so segregated https://t.co/4ieYgOgAod via @YouTube you can’t watch this, understand it, & then tell me Israel isn’t committing apartheid ✋🏽

[olivia @_livvvs_]

So you really get older and life becomes a never ending cycle of consuming tums, huh?

[olivia @_livvvs_]

After 3 months I have rediscovered toast again. I am at peace 😌

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just checking in

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Why do we all pronounce breakfast like that?

[olivia @_livvvs_]

@ShafferJer2412 Just @ him

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Amy Coney Barrett was just confirmed 8 days before the election, after 60 million Americans have already voted.

293 days before the 2016 election, Merrick Garland couldn't even get a hearing.

[olivia @_livvvs_]

I used to believe that the Harlem Globetrotters were a legit NBA team 🤭

[olivia @_livvvs_]

@kleighkehoe You lie! That was my free weekend but you have a mandatory trip with deb

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Made the mistake of watching a taco docuseries in the middle of the night.....you know where this is going

[olivia @_livvvs_]

Where can I buy a new back?