liz toca

[liz toca @_lizard]

@KarlNeiswender oh i’m sure

[liz toca @_lizard]

@KarlNeiswender Real estate brokerages

[liz toca @_lizard]

can’t wait for my daughter to be born so our household can finally pass a bechdel test.

[liz toca @_lizard]

I just cried because my baby is going to grow up so fast and they’re not even born yet. what’s the word for proactive nostalgia?

[liz toca @_lizard]

@ROZWELLUNIVERSE love you, so so sorry ♥️

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

When I use 🙂 this is what I mean

[liz toca @_lizard]

it’s giving

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[liz toca @_lizard]

she really did us all a favor by not making would’ve could’ve should’ve a ballad like ATW. #TaylorSwiftMidnights

[liz toca @_lizard]

KARMA IS A CAT PURRING IN MY LAP ‘CAUSE IT LOVES ME

#TSmidnighTS

[liz toca @_lizard]

@Dom_SaL the suspenders are the most crucial detail

[liz toca @_lizard]

@MattMaeson iconic

[liz toca @_lizard]

no seriously I’d like to know

[liz toca @_lizard]

WHAT TS LYRICS ARE POSSIBLY SPOOKIER THAN:

I knew you'd haunt all of my what ifs
the smell of smoke would hang around this long, cause I knew everything when I was young
I knew I'd curse you for the longest time
chasing shadows in the grocery line

[💭 @thinkergilmore]

the la la la’s in gilmore girls: a thread🧵

[liz toca @_lizard]

@tannerorange every string broke at the same time. super special chord.

[liz toca @_lizard]

I want your midnights 🥹

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight.

Pre-order now: https://t.co/jjqUNkphuG

[Senator Jim Banks @SenatorBanks]

Student loan forgiveness undermines one of our military’s greatest recruitment tools at a time of dangerously low enlistments.

[liz toca @_lizard]

impatiently counting down until sept 1st when I can start my annual gilmore girls rewatch as if I didn’t completely make up this alleged start date and can’t move it up at any time.