silly little goose

student at twitter university

[silly little goose @_lizzyalien]

wine tasting like I’m gonna buy merch for a band I’m hearing for the first time tonight

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Pollovic @PollyPorridge]

Some of y’all need to get your ass to Australia.

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[Seva @SevaUT]

people born in america probably don’t realize how cool america used to be. how many random people around the world built their identity around american signifiers. the death of US soft power is going to have long term consequences we're only beginning to see

[liv @oliviahaggie]

Give me three double drinks and I won’t know the difference

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed.

ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.

ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.

[هدية @aminahsarchive]

polygamy only works if you’re dating someone ugly cause ain’t nobody in their right mind sharing some fine shit

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

Kids, I understand that raw dogging to you is slang for just "doing something without distractions or preparation" but please understand that's not how it's utilized for anyone over 30 and especially not to use it in professional conversations

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Every single person working for ICE is a bad person who deserves to be treated the same way Nazis we’re treated after WWll

[oluwatise @maintishe]

I like mine extra chalant, full of chalant.

[silly little goose @_lizzyalien]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m old enough to remember when society was repulsed by Nazis and pedophiles

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

If we can fund ICE, we can damn sure fund healthcare.

[glock ☦︎ @gloccnem]

if we hang out and i don't laugh i'm never hanging out with you again

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I'm evil but like in a kind way

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

ICE going door to door? That’s why Anne was hiding in that attic, just fyi.

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

lets not ask chatgpt for advice lets ask some bad bitches with tarot cards

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Overheard: "It took four blocks and five years to go from kneeling on a black man's neck to shooting a white woman in the face"