Lesley

da shizz.

[Lesley @_lj6886]

Cause when you're a man who wants to feel like a woman, put on a silicone mask. Better yet, get one… http://t.co/k1amDJl0HL

[Lesley @_lj6886]

When you try to get fresh with your man and your friend shows up at your house. #trulove #dayum… http://t.co/ytmFkSOjvp

[Lesley @_lj6886]

When the fart's wet. #happyfriday #oopsicrappedmypants http://t.co/HTohC2LwOD

[Lesley @_lj6886]

Surprize yo man wit da sweet oral plezzurrr. #trulove http://t.co/dZw6W0sgRY

[Lesley @_lj6886]

When clients tell me how to color their hair. #goaheadanduseboxcolor #yourhairisfried #nope http://t.co/VSjhMW23Vw

[Funimation @Funimation]

See you in HD space cowboy…own the anime classic Cowboy Bebop like never before: on Blu-ray! http://t.co/zPE5kh9ww3

[Lesley @_lj6886]

@mametown sounds like pee-butt

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Jay Baruchel sounds like Little Nicky mated with Christian Slater. That would explain why he sucks so bad, in general.

[Lesley @_lj6886]

http://t.co/roSx5anpRA--where your relative is probably a photographer, cause he sure as hell isn't Lincoln.

[Lesley @_lj6886]

@gracehelbig I seen this thing at walmarts and supposebly it only makes a pacific kind of expresso I don't even know what expresso is though

[Lesley @_lj6886]

@mametown @gracehelbig

[Lesley @_lj6886]

#letsplay Who are these females?

[Lesley @_lj6886]

@jimmyfallon I saw you perform 14 years ago in Laramie, WY. I took a poster from the ladies bathroom and still have it.

[Lesley @_lj6886]

Cowboy Bebop. #BestShowEver #anime #spikespiegel

[Lesley @_lj6886]

@GUBLERNATION seems your priorities are in order.

[Lesley @_lj6886]

Real women have curves. So I guess my vagina means nothing. #flatchest #skinnychick #notbringingbootyback