Lisa

on the edge of my seat

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Because it’s important to learn how to do social things in solitude.

[Lisa @_lkarn]

@AltraRunning - someone’s excited for #runvancouver marathon!

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Productivity is a bell curve directly related to the quality of weather.

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Possibly the worst college football uniforms I’ve seen…
KU out on the field tonight like:

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Rittenhouse auto corrected to Rotten house and it couldn’t be more accurate.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

To be fair, very few words are.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Just imagine turning on the TV, seeing your president, and feeling your blood pressure go down instead of up.

[Jay Inslee @JayInslee]

This governor does not think Trump is doing a “phenomenal” job.

[Lisa @_lkarn]

@barkeeperfriend thanks for the products!

[Lisa @_lkarn]

@barkeeperfriend Is there an email address that I could send it to? There doesn’t seem to be the ability to message the account via twitter.

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Before and after of an @AllClad frying pan reclamation. Couldn’t do it without @barkeeperfriend -

My dad, “tweet those pics and tag them in case they give you a discount”

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Nothing makes Trump seem dumber than other people reading his nonsensical words out loud

[Lisa @_lkarn]

#DemDebate

[Iowa State Athletics @CycloneATH]

What a game winning kick!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

"You get one (1) Earth©. If you permanently damage your Earth©, you will not be able to trade it in for a new one." https://t.co/PhIFSdUVot

[Mayor Adler @MayorAdler]

My good friend @PeteButtigieg made the inaugural @TIME 100 Next, a list of rising stars shaping the future. I was honored to weigh in on his character, his intellect and why his mayoral experience matters. https://t.co/Mv4P8yLh3u

[Lisa @_lkarn]

Cool the power’s out, can people just go home and sleep now. Plz and thx. #stopscreamingoutsidemywindow

[Ames Police @AmesPolice]

Currently the city is experiencing a large power outage affecting about 1700 customers in the campus town area. Line crews have been called out to fix the issue.

[Lisa @_lkarn]

https://t.co/TEzI0TZm5E

[NPR @NPR]

⏱ Time check ⏱

At the halfway mark, Joe Biden has spoken the most — with over 9.5 minutes. Andrew Yang is lagging behind the other candidates, with just over 3 minutes speaking time an hour and a half in.
https://t.co/8qWOGCWKn0

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Amy Klobuchar on President Trump's trade policy. #DemDebate

[TIME @TIME]

Andrew Yang on immigration: “My father grew up on a peanut farm in Asia with no floor—and now his son is running for President” #DemDebate https://t.co/zn1rku2vHc