kaelie 🌙

I want to sit down and just chop it up, Benihana

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[Tattoo Baker 🎥✨ @QB1Tattoo]

Auburn students that left after the start of the 4th Q vs Oklahoma

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

How I feel after 4 pm on a Sunday

[meg @bymeg]

cannot relate to this at all. there is no sweeter paradise than watching law and order: svu in a random ass hotel. order chipotle, crank up that air conditioning, and kick back and relax

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

if your religion breeds this kind of unconscionable hatred toward literal children for just being themselves, your religion deserves every shred of contempt it receives. right wing christianity is a hate group.

[- @internetkendra]

Big moment for the “who goes there” community

[kaelie 🌙 @_LLCoolKae]

Carol Baskin and Mother God have the same energy

[kaelie 🌙 @_LLCoolKae]

The way women are treated is so barbaric. With all the technology and medical knowledge in the world we are treated like
a recently discovered species of animal. It feels like we will never grow out of this shit.. wasting resources for this nonsense ?!

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

This is heartbreaking. A woman in Warren, Ohio, has been charged with abuse of a corpse for trying to plunge a toilet after having a miscarriage at 22 weeks while using the restroom.

[kaelie 🌙 @_LLCoolKae]

One thing about me is I WILL watch all of selling sunset in one day

[abby govindan @abbygov]

how do I form meaningful friendships as an adult without enrolling in grad school or joining a cult

[GeniusPothead 💹🧲 @GeniusPothead]

Me in 50 years

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

What it felt like watching this week’s episode of #RHOSLC 🎥

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Sophie Turner “never kept the batteries and pens stocked,” a source tells TMZ.

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[Donn Gunvalson Parody @DonnGunvalson]

How are they going to top Scandoval in the new season of #PumpRules? A sandwich shop?

Schwartz will have to sleep with Ken. 🙏

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[kaelie 🌙 @_LLCoolKae]

I don’t want to see any of you anti target Christians trick or treating on the devils holiday lollllll

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

On May 24, 2022 in Uvalde Texas, an 18 year old walked into Robb Elementary School and shot and killed 19 children and 2 adults.

On April 11th, 2023, in Houston Texas, a man paused his dinner date to shoot and kill a fake parking attendant.

On April 28th, 2023 in Cleveland Texas, 5 members of a family (including an 8 year old child) were shot and killed by their neighbor after they asked him to stop firing his gun on his front lawn so their baby could sleep.

On May 6, 2023 in Allen Texas, 8 people (including a 3 year old and 2 elementary school students) were murdered while shopping at an outlet mall.

So when Republican lawmakers in a state where it’s easier to get AR-15s than books about Black history say their abortion ban is about being “pro-life”…
They’re full of shit.