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Thomas Kinkade fan account

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Dems utterly squandered 2 chances to have a massively popular FDR style presidency that would have permanently vanquished Trumpism

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

It's his day

[allegra @_llegs_]

Healing my inner poor pastor’s kid circa 2002 by playing Nintendo (switch) while watching hours of inappropriate TV (Survivor)

[allegra @_llegs_]

Seeing Nick castellanos play baseball on July 4 the way god intended

[allegra @_llegs_]

@hannahjonescool That actually makes me feel a little better, thanks

[allegra @_llegs_]

Dating apps are out in 2024 so I’m just wearing my Steely Dan/Michael McDonald collab tee to the @BombayBicycle show in Nashville and hoping for the best

[allegra @_llegs_]

@DougStephensIV Good on him. I just know Cooper has a tray order on lock as well

[allegra @_llegs_]

Ok fine he has my vote

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Ok perfect

[Brandon Wall @Walldo]

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar

[Ruth Graham @publicroad]

"When is it going to be the right group of people that gets affected for someone to listen?" @ESCochrane followed what happened when parents tried to persuade the state GOP to enact limited gun control after a shooting at their private Christian school. https://t.co/dy8AmmFUXH

[allegra @_llegs_]

If this is how my therapist’s office was lit I’d have to go on Prozac too

[allegra @_llegs_]

@elimcgowan great minds 🫡🤝

[allegra @_llegs_]

I’d previously established that there is a clear inverse correlation between my overall life satisfaction and the level of conflict I’m open to watching in a TV show, where 1 (peak happiness) = True Detective and 10 (peak misery) = The Office

[allegra @_llegs_]

Anyway is this helping the middle east discourse or

[allegra @_llegs_]

As of today I’m proud to announce that a new level has been discovered, wherein 0 (counting down the minutes until each day is done) = Mr Rogers Neighborhood

[allegra @_llegs_]

@nickcebs you’re just saying that bc you like having the clout from saying you’ve played there

[allegra @_llegs_]

@riggser The only fun thing to do is have a house/yard party if within walking distance of 5 point. That way ppl can circulate in and out and you never have to spend more than 10 mins in the actual fest lol

[allegra @_llegs_]

Making up for being homeschooled by exclusively watching 2000s/2010s reality TV in my free time

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Talking trash to Jimmy Butler in the fourth quarter of a playoff game