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[luis @_lluiss]

THE THREEE AMIGOSSSS!! More like my brothers :)

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

Only pep and flick have won the sextuple btw

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Ohhh look at me I’m timothee chalamet I’m rich, goated actor, my team is winning and got Kylie Jenner… fuck you bro 😭✌️

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Amazon niggas gotta run a 4.34 in the combine to keep they job FUCK

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

[Martí @Tinet_14]

Tenen l'estil de joc del Barça millorat, el pressupost de l'Arsenal o City, els arbitratges europeus del Madrid, la competència a lliga del Bayern, un Estat a darrere, la federació francesa fent el calendari a mida per ells, i negocis amb la UEFA

Realment són imparables

[🍜 @SanesBurner]

The greatest ever played for you, had to leave due to financial issues, club was in the mud.

Then randomly a 17 year old who said goat gave a bath to comes out of nowhere rescues the club and becomes arguably the best player itw in 2 years.

Do you realise how nuts that is?

[lapsed catholic, squirter, and a Whole Lotta Woman @fionaapplescock]

This is what Jesus woulda done btw not that evangelical going to hell bullshit

[Jammy @PJam06]

i wish most religious people didnt have such a weak faith so they could enjoy fictional stories that touch on interesting ideas on their religion while also still knowing its not real and their beliefs are still valid lol

[beeble @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

someone tell him that we want what he wants, too

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

King Von tells the youth to put down the guns

[Hannyah @HannyahZ]

Everybody who had a friend addicted to weed knows this is not true btw. Evidence is your own eyes

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Billion-dollar fast food chains: "Sorry, we can't turn a profit on microwaved cheeseburgers at less than $15!"
Vietnamese immigrants:

[Null @Vhoyde]

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

[Max Stéph @maxstephhh]

Can you imagine training like a madman for 25 years, and getting called lazy just because you don’t post on social media?

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

Show woulda been animated on google slides

[luis @_lluiss]

Cutting is so stupid. I just wanna eat a lot and work out 😪😪