@GNocturnaMX Imaginate ser tan pocos huevos que llegas a dar balazos por la espalda porque hirieron tus sentimientos. Ojala le caigan con todo a este pedazo de mierda
@instagram Maybe bring reach back so we dont have to spend hours and hours engaging to get barely 20% of our followers to see our content. ๐คก๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
The good thing about old people being 1st in line for the #COVID19Vaccine is that they'll be easier to run from when they become zombies ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Dear pineapple haters,
Today i put pineapple in my grilled ham & cheese sandwich just to spite you... which now forces me to thank you for making me discover how amazing this is.
Hate,
Me. #teampineapple
If #Zuckerberg ever needs a new job he'd make a great White House Press Secretary... almost as good at dodging questions as @PressSec Sarah Sanders... almost.
@mirandaperri @datsik Are you fuckin dense? That screenshot proves he's the kind of guy to realize the chick was too fucked up so he stopped... haha fuck you're stupid.