Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!
folk singers just casually dropping the most devastatingly beautiful life advice and encouragement in the middle of a song over a guitar is GUT-WRENCHING. i’m just being obliterated in my office on a random thursday morning.
called an older coworker (privately, casually) a “bad bitch” and the back-pedaling I had to do to explain that this is good was top 5 work moments for me