Abhishek Upadhya

What is this that stands before me?

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@sharma_views I don’t understand why media still
Calls him a whistleblower, he is a citizen who has taken the role of an investigative citizen journalist / activist - the word pressure group is superbly accurate. @sardesairajdeep and team calling him a whistleblower is strongly misleading

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@grugcapital If you’ve one bucket with 3 gallons of water, and another bucket with 2 gallons of water, how many buckets do I have?

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

Believe it or not,
This is not Singapore
This is not Sweden
This is not Dubai

It is Mumbai

[Richa Pinto @richapintoi]

Mrunal Tai Gore flyover extension opened up for motorists hour an hour back.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@bgurley @trengriffin Lubrication expense: (Fines+ Bribes+ Lobbying Cost) as a fraction of Revenue drastically reduces.

Also Incremental Revenue / Lubrication cost drastically increases at scale.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

Can we get E-100 Petrol?

We will all get the sugarcane directly from the farmers and plug it into the exhaust pipe of our cars and permanently park them.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

This unfortunate trope died as soon as this comic came out.

[Ashish Deokar @ashishdeokar]

Life 11 years after Engineering

Still waiting to use:

Fourier Transformations,
Bernoulli's Equation,
Kirchhoff's Law
&
Laplace Theorem

Wait a minute...

Did I just reach Mumbai?!

[Gurmehar Kaur @mehartweets]

Years of paper leaks with zero accountability, years of taking the youth for granted, years of treating India’s youth like “cockroaches” and “parasites.” This anger was always going to arrive.

For a lot of us older Gen Z, the Anna Hazare andolan was the moment of political awareness. Jantar Mantar came to us through our phones. With all my heart I hope this CJP moment is not followed by the same betrayal, though I share the well-meaning skeptic’s skepticism.

To all the young people at Jantar Mantar today, stay safe, stay hydrated and be very proud of the courage it takes to put your body on the line and exercise your right to dissent.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

One of the first things I implemented in engineering.

[Josh Long (the JoshMeister) @theJoshMeister]

Happy birthday to cryptography pioneer Whitfield Diffie, who turns 82 today!

Whit is best known for co-inventing public-key cryptography with Martin Hellman in 1975 at Stanford University. 🔐

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@bhatnaturally Patil store beats everything else :)

[Dr Hema.Venkataraman @hemsdoc]

Say NO to Kerbside Consulting!!

Dear Friends, friends of friends, friends of colleagues and acquaintances…..

If you’re seriously seeking an answer for an important health question…..get your doctor to commit!..

Get them to sit down for 20-30 min..
Get them to focus …
Make them accountable …
Get them to hand you a legal document!!

WhatsApp messaging or a call on the fly does none of these!!
And is dangerous!

Cuz they’re only human. After a long days work, Informal advice is often given without time, focus, context, or documentation that good medical care requires.

Get a “Paid” appointment!….
Give Value to their time!
And buy their accountability and their expert opinion!

Good for both parties!

#consulting #doctors #medical #healthcare #medicine

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

I’ve now spent close to 15+ hours at the Delhi Airport due to delayed flights, but at two separate instances across two months.

It’s like a pathetic piecemeal version of The Terminal.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

Goldman recommends a 5 year prison sentence to anyone who doesn’t subscribe to the SpaceX IPO

[dart @poordart]

BREAKING: Fidelity lowers the minimum age requirement for the SpaceX IPO from 18 to 5 years.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@artbyahbuna Other languages : Consolation prize

Kannada : hoda PuTTa, banda puTTa

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

Also,
"Claude, Other AI tools used to build CBSE Portals" - No Panel required.

[Anubhuti Vishnoi @anubhutivishnoi]

What IIT led expert panel working on CBSE-OSM portal has found so far :-

# Claude and other AI tools helped breach CBSE-OSM portals, find vulnerabilities

# Serious capability and capacity deficit at vendor Coempt portal; little knowledge on portal security

#Meanwhile, NTA on mission mode. Shutting dormant portals, shifting to AI translations ahead of June 21 retest

More @ETPolitics

https://t.co/1ocWMtZVIs

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

I stay 4km from HSR Layout.Someone with knowledge of Logistics,please tell why this stupid rerouting happens. Is it just process for process sake?
Surely there is atleast 1 sensible person who sees the delivery address & goes - dude,let's not send this to Jigani & bring it back

[Nury Vittachi @NuryVittachi]

It is truly EYE-OPENING to talk to Iranians and get their point of view:
.
IRANIANS: You murdered Qasem Soleimani.
U.S./ ISRAEL: We don’t believe in international law.
IRANIANS: You bombed our peace talks in Qatar.
U.S./ ISRAEL: We don’t believe in international law.
IRANIANS: You murdered our govt members and their spouses and children.
U.S./ ISRAEL: We don’t believe in international law.
IRANIANS: You stole our ships and everything in them.
U.S./ ISRAEL: We don’t believe in international law.
IRANIANS: You made an unprovoked attack which killed more than 100 school kids.
U.S./ ISRAEL: We don’t believe in international law.
IRANIANS: We’re going to charge shipping fees so we can rebuild what you destroyed.
U.S./ ISRAEL: YOU CAN’T DO THAT! INTERNATIONAL LAW!!!!

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@gauravsabnis The story in US Italian mafia was these stores (eg Pizza shops) would get so good at pizza making, obviously with no finance or business pressures- true creativity and top talent would flourish giving the best product.

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

This edition’s Census should be renamed to

Cen-sus.

[Vijaita Singh @vijaita]

An enumerator from Rajasthan told The Hindu on condition of anonymity, “In the mobile app, if we enter that a household has a tin roof, we are asked by our superiors to change it to concrete. Are we supposed to lie? Similarly, if the house does not have a toilet and occupants are defecating in the open, we are told to check if there is a toilet nearby, even that of a neighbour or a relative, which they may be using occasionally or even a public urinal. Then the entry can be changed from ‘open defecation’ to having access to a toilet.”

[Abhishek Upadhya @_logik]

@ajayrotti Pts 3,4,5 are such long sentences when just a word “we will pay the bribe” would have sufficed to convey the same meaning.