Venkatesh Pillai

for once my brain has failed me

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Cutie

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

WOW THATS FUCKING AMAZING !!! DO YOU WANT AN AWARD FOR THAT? COS ILL GIVE YOU AN AWARD FOR THAT!! OH MY GOD YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD TO HAVE SUCH A BRAVE SON!!!! piss off m8.

[Kaush @iamkaushh]

Never watched a single episode of GOT.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

I'm sorry for this.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Lame

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

They gave me: Everton

Favourite player: Rodriguez

Would I want them as my club: nah

Where will they finish itl: 6th

Would I wear the shirt: meh

Reply for one

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Periodt

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

If a teacher has to completely change their way of teaching in order to get a good grade for an inspection, perhaps there is a fault in their way of teaching?

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Akshitha is the funniest person you know

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Bro I'm not even joking. I'm highkey the funniest person I've ever met

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Lame

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Periodt

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Imagine being able to study whatever you wanted without having to worry about what type of job you'd get.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Lame

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

I wanted to draw. I created a couple masterpieces.

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Lame

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

I know this us for fun and games but please dont tell anyone that they dont have a life if they aren't sexual or they don't smoke nor drink. Quit shaming people for living life the way they want to.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Cutie

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Funny

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POV: You're asleep.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Not funny

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Imagine a world where all the chickens were actually cows that had horns and could speak French.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@BangaloreRoomi looking for people again!

[Varun Francis @varunfrancisco]

🏡 Flatmate Needed | Koramangala

A room in our 3BHK (Sterling Ambrosia, near Maharaja Signal) is opening up from Sept 11.

• 16.5k/mo (details in the 🧵)
• Attached bath
• Spacious, well-lit, fully furnished
• No brokerage

DM for deets

@BangaloreRoomi

[★ @corpseinorbit]

However up-to-date you've tried to stay on Gaza, or however cravenly you've ignored it, however hard you've looked right into hell or however you've exempted yourself from looking: Please, give me 30 seconds of focused, closed-eyes silence on "delivering a headless woman's baby."

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Hinge is going great btw

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

Hinge so dry. Im going to start texting sweet nothings to my rapido captain

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@Umang97653710 NOO UMANGGG

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@Umang97653710 Umang officially going insane plot line has started

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@bansal_nilay @BangaloreRoomi @fmrbangalore @Flashmateshq Hi I'm interested. Please DM me.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@BangaloreRoomi
Looking for a single occupancy room in a 1rk/2bhk/3bhk within a 30-40 min commute from Lal Bagh.

Budget 20k-30k.

DM if you have any info pls.

[Venkatesh Pillai @_lolMcCartney]

@Umang97653710 MEEEE