Celicia 🍯

I’m your intrusive thoughts

[Celicia 🍯 @_lolno__]

Fellas, y’all wipe after you pee?

[tear @tearrxv]

(flirting) hi did you pee today?

[ko . @kohmene]

can we just be together omfg i’m finna blow the world up!!

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

remember if we ever run out of things to talk about we can always start kissing

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I think the problem is nobody’s had a 2am Walmart run in over 4 years

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[marie 𐙚 @deerestgf]

can i suck on your fingers after you finger me or do you hate me

[SluttySchiaparelli @coochnigs]

This why you shouldn’t name your kids bullshit. Cuz your son’s name is sincere and all he do is lie like do you not see how that’s a problem

[ً @prinkasusa]

This man murdered his pregnant wife then strangled both his daughters and threw them in a water tank. This is the picture they use when they speak about him. Privilege is really wild to me.

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

Today my boyfriend came over for the first time.
This was my cat's reaction...

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

an ibuprofen vape would go crazy af

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

imy ily wyd wya

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

ill "ok" a mf sooo fast 😭😭 stop talking to me btchh

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, “I bought you a house and a car,” and my mum casually responded, “That’s standard procedure.” LMAOOO

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[julia @juumelo_]

type shit bf & yay gf

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[𝕶𝖆𝖙🕷️ @TheKatrooms]

Miss being a kid and watching Scary Godmother when it aired