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lover of salt

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imaging going on twitter and seeing your grandma Kathy getting torn apart online #GoldenBachelor

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@Costco care to explain this massive piece of plastic inside your chocolate muffin???

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@AmericanAir already did when we noticed! was just hoping there was another way 🙏🏼

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@AmericanAir shooting my shot! left a suit on a flight 3 days ago and I haven’t heard anything, had a wonderful flight attendant named Toni flight from SJO-MIA. would love to get in touch to find my item.

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waiting for a big lawsuit @Ticketmaster

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I love reaching a zone 2 heart rate while tanning because I’m just being incredibly productive

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I can’t wait for the diet prada memes after this debate

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@adidas @badbunny I’m begging to give you my money and you won’t let me!

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if I had a nickel for every time I say I’m from madrid and someone replies hala madrid. retirement

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death to the IRS

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as Q1 comes to a close, so has my positivity for the year

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people that take the elevator down one floor deserve hell!

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pain is having sciatica at the ripe age of 26

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day 67 of january: when will the month be over

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already tired from all the workouts I booked this week

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the day I don’t have to filter online shipping by price: low to high. that’s when I’ve made it

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gypsy rose saying the D is fire 🔥 was not on my 2024 bingo card

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why are ski clothes the same price as the entire ski vacation

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drunk me 🤝🏼 tik tok shop

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pickle flavored popcorn @traderjoes steal my idea please

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really hard to bring on the christmas spirit since I work at a tech company in Q4 <3