Lon🥂

You late to da party, happy belated🎈

[Lon🥂 @_lon73]

Me and my pets soon 😝

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Have you ever actually lived alone? No kids, no roommate, no partner, no pets. Just you?

[Delux @001Delux]

Everyone falls in love with a whore once.

It builds character.

[Lon🥂 @_lon73]

Bingo

[𝓘𝓼𝓪𝓪𝓬 @1lowkeyisaac]

yall hoes find everything weird except the shit yall do

[Lon🥂 @_lon73]

Tuh 🙂‍↔️

[Seductive Theory @SeductiveTheory]

If you're handsome, always go for girls as good looking as you or better.

[Lon🥂 @_lon73]

Hoes hoes hoes

[beauty🤍 @beautyskillz]

Gaming as an adult:
-Work all day
-Stare at Steam library for 1hr
-Game for 10min
-Realize you’re too tired and head to bed

[Gayatollah HIMenei🧊 @harrysreup]

I suck at burning bridges man I miss everyone

[Lon🥂 @_lon73]

Man 😂

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

Raw s3x is literally trusting someone with ur life.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

life if we invented a day between Saturday & Sunday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Phillip Lindsay @I_CU_boy]

The good days lol

[Much @Much118x]

#GODOFWAR

[Rhodie @Rho_die]

Texting women is a psychological survival horror game

[ravn @mfnravn]

how do i delete this bitch from my brain

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

Bro normalize ruthlessly cutting women off the FIRST time they show disinterest.

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Keep thinking she ain't got clapped in 6 months if you want to 😂

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

You tell a Woman you her soulmate & she dont realise it til she 36 & fat

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Dumbest shit you can be today is a boyfriend.

[Camden Caps @CamdenCaps]

I just don’t wanna do this anymore idk