Not on twitter much or at all anymore. But just wanted to drop these gems since I canโt on insta yet. But @KimKardashian i will party with you and Pete anyday ๐ฅฐ
Also these past 6 months have been a living hell but I got the few answers yesterday that I needed. Plus I talk to my (hopefully my) future landlord tomorrow about signing on a house.
Having kids and wanting to be hot for Halloween is so difficult. Like I really have to have 2 outfits just to do it right. Why canโt I just be hot and trick or treat with my children without Karenโs judging me as a mom.!?
Canโt post on FB because they are bitches!!! But Hulu now has the Rocky Horror Picture Show in it and I canโt watch it right now!! All because my son is awake and refuses to sleep in his bed and I have to pretend to not be in the room when heโs laying down.
I have to watch everything I eat, make sure I am extremely hydrated and cannot have to much caffeine (none at night at all).... and 1 drink = 4 bottles for my child. Reasons he is both formula and boob fed ๐๐ฅฐ
I use to love knowing I could have a glass of wine and still be a good mom. Now I have to completely map out times and days I can drink ANYTHING based off how much food my son has. Breastfeeding is honestly so good for your child but is it really good for the parent?!?!