_Drew KE

[_Drew KE @_LordDrew]

Ukiskia "sisi wote ni watu wazima hapa" just know the discussion is about to get disrespectful 😂

[Vivianne @Rixviv]

Police: madam fungua gari
Me: me si madam, madam ni ocs mumama
P: unaongea vibaya
M:
P: unavaa aje ukienda kazi
M: sivaangi uniform kama mtoto wa shule na polisi
P: Twende police station
M: Sawa na sibebangi polisi
P: hakuna bodaboda
M: Ambia Ruto!

[_Drew KE @_LordDrew]

@Rixviv @Kianangih 😂😂

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

HR called a meeting to reward employees.
Then they turn to Gen Z.
“Overall… we rate your performance a 4/10.”
Room goes quiet.
No one reacts.
Gen Z just nods: “Okay. What does a 10 look like?”...

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Ruto has very vicious and cowardly attack dogs, the likes of Murkomen, Kindiki & Duale. When they bark, you may think they control the world

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Thank you God for proofing to Kenyans that my tweets are facts and contain the truth only. Kazungu, read my tweets of February about you.

[Prolific Talking 🐘 🇰🇪 @Mosescampton]

From selling all the parastatals in the country, selling our Health Data records, inviting criminals like Adani, issuing passports to Warlords & Finally inviting Ebola. Ruto Must be jailed after 2027

[_Drew KE @_LordDrew]

@xysist 😂

[Blvck Spid€r 🕷 @jafarzonEk0]

Ukiwa mdogo ulitaka freedom… sasa freedom inataka rent 😭😂

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

"Why do Americans think that their lives are more important than the lives of Kenyans?"

My CNN report on the public opposition to an Ebola isolation facility for Americans in Kenya

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Kutoka Mackenzie aseme kitawaramba, this country has never been the same again

[jacob juma @kabetes]

How do you eliminate corruption in Kenya? The answer is simple. Impeach and prosecute the president and make sure he is jailed.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

Prayer for Kenya: Almighty God, You rule over all nations & direct them according to your will. Redeem Kenya from thieves, land grabbers now

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

There are three quintessential moments that permanently alter a man’s DNA:
1. Sudden wealth
2. Losing his mother
3. Betrayal by the woman he loves

You will watch an entirely different person emerge in the span of a few months

That tweep is gonna cause damage in these streets 😂

[Felix🥷🏻 @felixmagixx]

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world
But for now she needs to lend me 10k

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[_Drew KE @_LordDrew]

The streets will be very noisy 😂

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Be smart, connect with gangsters and nerds. You might need both of them.

[refiloe🐘 @SegodiTlour]

Until you lose your job, you'll realise it was never anyone's choice to be unemployed. Life humbles everybody eventually

[jacob juma @kabetes]

2-5 years of looting public taxes will see William Ruto join the ranks of dollar billionaires. If he continues at the current rate, he will.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Matatu Owners Association says that no agreement has been reached, and the nationwide matatu strike will continue until further notice