lori

twentysix | probably reading

[lori @_lorihansen]

i’m so excited to go home and read lol

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[typing... @imlauv_45]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you

[wani @wanimikee]

“girl” is gender neutral to me.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

i don’t care how bad life gets i’m not using CoPilot

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing about me, I’m going to mute a group message.. almost immediately.

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

Love your country, hate your government.

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Feran🥷🏾 @feranisapsycho]

i hate the word “sure” bitch yes or no???

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m currently experiencing
life at the rate of
several WTF’s per hour.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Normalize making people feel uncomfortable when they’re a horrible person.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

[Octane @SiriusXMOctane]

I will restart the entire song if you blink during my favorite part.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

i hate people that lie i’ll really fall out wit you over that.

[lori @_lorihansen]

what the fuck?

that’s it. that’s the tweet.

[JunKnee Harris @Jay_FnHarris]

I'm definitely the type to say "it's cool" and just delete you from my life cuz it's really not cool but I know I ain't gon have to deal with it or you anymore so it is cool

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Rewriting my same untouched to do list from yesterday on a new page then taking a little break

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

The United Kingdom seen from the ISS, (Credit: NASA)