Lauren Eileen

The woods are calling. ☁

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@tessabelllle I’m a POS and don’t know how to talk to humans appropriately (ie my new therapist next week) and stealing this idea.

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

I FORGOT TO INVITE @cher to my wedding

[thomas @iucipur]

Bored, RT and I’ll draw your avi

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@britmarling what was that ending?!

[Adam Jentleson @AJentleson]

Trump is not a la carte. You don’t get to pick what you like about him - like judges & tax cuts - and pass on the hateful, violent rhetoric. If you support him & help maintain him in office, you’re supporting the whole package: the hate, the division and the stoking of violence.

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@oaklivia SARAHbellum

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@oaklivia STOP

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

hi, welcome to chilis. (i shouldn't be laughing this hard)
@GillianA #XFiles #tonightwegotochilis

[cowgiirl aquariius 🤍 @jstradforever]

Bartender: “leave it open?”

Me: “nah, close it”

*5min later*

Me:

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

What the hell you bungholes, I literally wanted to die

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

Can u die from stress. I hope so.

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@megannmariee32 Don't be ashamed of your medicine!

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

Hey ladies my brother agrees with Kavanaugh

[kt dud @k4tes_]

if you stand w kavanaugh even like .0000001% FUCKING UNFOLLOW ME, but before that, tell me that you do!!!! so i can publicly out you :-)

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

I am very disappointed in my brother for retweeting such things.

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@YvonneMuldoon Did you used to edit youtube xfiles videos?

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

As someone who almost died two weeks ago all I want to see is Harry Potter and The Cursed Child. @jk_rowling

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@doddleoddle do you have a P.O. Box?

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

@cilianaire Fuq uuuu

[Lauren Eileen @_lorn_]

Apparently @KChenoweth has Ménière's disease too. So that's been keeping me going lately