Lauren Scott

I really like the Asian nachos from Fred’s in Snohomish ☝️

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Update: he still does

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Me:
My husband: I follow the fbi on Instagram....

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@theyearofelan This is what we need right now, more practical ghosts. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@WellsAdams @mrjaxtaylor @Discovery @hgtv This would be a must see 🔥🔥🔥

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@MervinLessley But im probably dying

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@MervinLessley Also severe allergies 😓🙃

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Happy Earth Day to Recylops only. #TheOffice

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Today I bought chicken nuggets for the first time in my adult life. Should I feel :

[Skoog @Skoog]

if you’re under 30 and your email address isn’t a gmail account you’re a serial killer

[Wells Adams @WellsAdams]

If you haven’t fallen asleep next to your dog and tried to sync up your breathing with said dog, you’re a psychopath. I don’t make the rules.

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@tylerstanley1

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Miss you too @tylerstanley1

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@TrevorScott86 I made this joke 3 weeks ago

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

Listening to 2006 Country hits and it’s wonderful. That’s it, nothing clever to say.

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@ChicksInTheOff I just wish I owned this much furniture tbh

[samlince @LamSince]

Men wearing flip flops with jeans should entail capital punishment

[jessica brandt @jessjobrandt]

Watching #TigerKing and I reaaally need Will Ferrell to play “Doc” and Chris Elliot needs to play Joe Exotic in a movie.

[Lauren Scott @_losco__]

@jessjobrandt I’ve never been so proud to know someone

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

insane that dating is just hanging out with someone until you either gradually become disgusted by them or you sign a paper telling the government you like them enough to continue hanging out with them forever