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[Mary @_lost_mary_]

eyes closed

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

insane patch @riotgames @LeagueOfLegends

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@b3gg4_ i got the cheap version of wooting but there's almost no difference in performace, at least from what i can tell

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@b3gg4_ @pporkychop MY BEAUTIII

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@chikenlover420 @zakfilm You can literally hear the lil song and stick snap in the background while Bear is trying to throw up the pills and then suddenly he stops trying to throw up and enters some trance-like state (cuz Nikki made a wish)

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

Some people don’t realize how close they were to being loved forever.

[Yukio @Yukionyaaaa]

Val is shit but its so wild that you either have to include trans folk in everything or you are put on blast and called transphobic

and then you wonder why people are tired of this bullshit

you cant make this up

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@dizzlezyzzlying stop bro i dont wanna become famous

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@dizzlezyzzlying i acc lost my mind

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@dizzlezyzzlying YOOO SPITTIIN BARSSS🥶🥶

[Canvas of Kings | Might of Merchants @MightofMe]

I don't use AI.

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

this kid casually dropping nword mid my 6k😵‍💫

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@b3gg4_ my goat

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@miya1v9 MINE

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@miya1v9 @HumansNoContext 😔

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way

"play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!"
"try lulu! super easy!"
"soraka is perfect for beginners!"

you're not teaching her league

you're creating another EGIRL

meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game:

first thing shes doing? locking in leona

"you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE"

next game? nautilus

"miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence"

she says she doesn't want to support?

perfect. rek'sai jungle it is

"you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them."

here's what you don't understand:

making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever

she never learns:

aggression
engage timing
wave management
jungle tracking
mechanical execution

but that's what you WANT isn't it?

keep her weak so you feel strong

keep her dependent so she needs you

my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep

now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate

she doesn't duo with me anymore

she doesn't need me

that's the fucking point

your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you

i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence

you want a pocket support

i create KILLERS

last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin

study the saskio way

[rina @urrrinal]

fuck my stupid fungus life

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

@mia1v9

[Mary @_lost_mary_]

harroween

[ahad @ahad]

making sure no one interrupts my reel scrolling session