chris

Success lives in us all

[chris @_lostyourname]

"I am just a man who knows how to feel"

- some asshole 💙

[chris @_lostyourname]

2025 remake of The Goonies but the setting is my bed and the treasure is that one leaked onlyfans video I got off to 4 years ago but is now buried in Google by DMCA complaints. The Fratellis are also there.

[Tre aka Cruella De Chrome Silva 🩶 married Hwa @YvesStHwarent]

I am SHOCKED no one posted this one yet. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

me when the ssris make it impossible to enjoy mdma

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

the meta for late capitalism is try EVERY new product and then wait

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

[chris @_lostyourname]

For a guy like me, self-improvement feels more like self-destruction. Guess that's kinda the point of this recovery shit.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Push up check

[chris @_lostyourname]

When on a pink cloud, don't forget to pack a pink parachute. Maybe pink underwear too. Just to be safe

[chris @_lostyourname]

Phineas Gage simply did not give a Phineas fuck

[chris @_lostyourname]

The future freaks me out.
Feel really bad for creatives who are gonna get fucked by people using AI and claiming it as their own work :(

[chris @_lostyourname]

Suing for invasion of privacy 😭

[The Associated Press @AP]

Seven law enforcement officers have sued rap artist Afroman, accusing him of improperly using footage from a police raid on his Ohio home last year in his music videos. https://t.co/NGU1sJzxIe

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

💔

[chris @_lostyourname]

Everything's bad except cigarettes, which have stayed the same price for 2 weeks and only cause cancer if you smoke the wrong one

[chris @_lostyourname]

So like did a bunch of subgenres of music implode in the last 2 days? Am I cancelled? Can I still ghost produce for getters fuckcision arcade on fire?

[chris @_lostyourname]

I've watched the phantom menace like 30x and I'm just now noticing Palpatines evil head turns

[homestar_ebooks 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @Homestar_ebooks]

late 360 shove-it to boneless'd!

[chris @_lostyourname]

"After all, what is every man? but a horde of ghosts--" Walter de la Mare