Lots«

wife, mama, dog mom, MRI tech.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@LGUS gross that you’re allowing ads made with AI to play on your TVs Home Screen after it’s been idle. Find literally anything else.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@TicketmasterCS WHY am I getting kicked out of line everytime I reach the front?? Now I’m screwed out of tickets to the show I’m wanting to go to.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Waited in line just to be kicked totally out of the queue. Then try to get back in and have repeatedly requested codes for the last 10 minutes. First Taylor Swift and now this? Get your shit together @Ticketmaster
I’m tired of getting screwed.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Man I really fucking hate Ticketmaster

[Lots« @_lottie756]

But really it’s just me who’s mentally ill

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Idk I’m starting to think people who have more than 2 kids might be mentally ill

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@_Corndawgg_ Bruh what spill the tea

[Lots« @_lottie756]

David: “no Ryan, we don’t hit your brother with the (toy) hammer.

Also David: “I’m actually kind of proud of her though because she’s using it correctly.”

Me: “but she’s not… by hitting her brother with it.”

[Lots« @_lottie756]

I regularly call my kids monsters and if that offends anyone then that’s a them problem.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@_Corndawgg_ That’s what I’m saying man

[Lots« @_lottie756]

In the last 3 years my body has gained 50lbs, created and birthed TWO humans, then lost the 50lbs. My hips are wider, my belly is a little squishier, and my brain is still recovering, but that’s pretty badass if you ask me.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@DTammarine I’m going to need more context right now

[Lots« @_lottie756]

My toddler: smacks her bare hand into her bowl of spaghetti-o’s.

Also my toddler: disgusted that her hand is now covered in spaghetti-o’s.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

New year, same tired overstimulated and depressed me.

[Lots« @_lottie756]

I am 1000% sure my daughters voice is the cutest voice on the planet.

[RMJ @reneerapp]

if you see me in my hometown, no you don’t

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Now I’m married to one and am always stuck watching other men building houses or bunkers

[khi @khifairy]

the worst part about dating a man is the youtube videos like… no i do not want to watch cave exploring videos at 10am

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Karma is my boyfriend

[Lots« @_lottie756]

@DTammarine Priorities lol

[Lots« @_lottie756]

Ryan says “mama, mama!” And points at the TV when she wants to watch Taylor Swift music videos. 😌