Jaclyn Schmitt

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Augusten Burroughs

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

I unlocked $43 Rush tickets for Oh, Mary on @TodayTix! https://t.co/q7noJJzqc1

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

😂😂😂💩 #HappyNewYear

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People who haven't pooped in 2022 yet — why are you still holding on to last year's shit? 💭

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

I want to go to see the Harry Potter experience in England, the Never ending story museum in Germany or to somewhere tropical. #choices

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

I went from fear to hate to love for father Paul excellent job @midnightmass 🙏🙌👏👏👏👏

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

@RobLowe I know your son likes to poke fun at you but please remind him of the gorgeous dna you gave him …. #riddikulus I’m joking I’m just saying he’s still good looking when most women are considered trolls at his age. Can that be #?

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

Season 5 episode 11 of @SchittsCreek is beautiful #happyuglycry @danjlevy

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

My strong opinion is the Olympic equestrian horses should get their own medals to wear

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@annefrances https://t.co/0iI97vbJkB 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #thankyou #alottabitalexis

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

@BuzzFeed I just read a list and it seems like you’re taking content without permission, why is that?

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@RonanFarrow is the hero we want and need I thought the villain was Harvey but it’s the people who wouldn’t let you speak for them #msnbc #shame

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

@RonanFarrow is a god amongst men 🙌 he stands up for what is right and our world is better having him in it

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

Can we all agree that @HappyEndings needs to be revived?!? Heyyyyy @netflix hop on it

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

I just saw a headline of “Who is @RyanSeacrest looking at for the new Kardashians” may I just put in my vote for NONE we don’t need another vapid family to become rich off of insecurities of beauty standards. Stand down Ryan you made enough $$

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

May I start (or support) a live action @DariaMtvOfficia movie? #daria

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

🎶 “what the world needs now, is A SCHITTS CREEK MOVIE, ...sweet love” 🎶. @danjlevy please?!? 🥺

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

@netflix let me get this straight, you renewed the bland programming that is #EmilyInParis but CANCELLED the emotionally complex brilliance that was #SpinningOut ⛸?!? #shame

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

May your All Hallows’ eve be Panglossian & overflowing with macabre merriment my darling bébés! ✌️🥀🎃 #schittscreek @SchittsCreek @danjlevy @annefrances

[Jaclyn Schmitt @_lovefool_]

I wish I had the quiet confidence of my father, he votes without praising his choice or denouncing another. He knows all that matters is the VOTE not the noise around it. #vote

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Rewatching season six of @RuPaulsDragRace and I’m so jealous of Lola. A: that’s a great name. B: she was brought up with @TheBiancaDelRio !!!!!

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I’m just throwing this out there @TheBiancaDelRio for president & @AdoreDelano for VP. It’s the “party” party.