Zoe

My greatest strength is my ability to fail at everything I do

[srij @srijjx]

things i HATE:
- choosing
- being told “it’s upto you”
-having a choice
- being made to choose
- picking things
- being told to choose
- choosing when i don’t know
- CHOOSING

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@ChipotleTweets I was so quick this time tho 😩😭😭

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@ChipotleTweets 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@ChipotleTweets I missed it again 😩

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@everelle17 Babe it’s going back up here tho it was $3.13 earlier in the week and now it’s $3.50. Let’s go back to horse and buggies

[Shannon Woodward @shannonwoodward]

if I don’t have the right to control my own body why the hell am I paying taxes

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

At this point I’ll fight the whole ass government if I need to. Fuck around and find out

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@everelle17 My black cat will frequently scream at me to pet him and then bite my hand the second I reach out to pet him

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@everelle17 Drugs, anger, and hormones

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@syd_neal I’m the only house in my street with snow still in my driveway bc I heard those suburban dads with their snowblowers and said “I’ll do it tomorrow so they don’t judge me”

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@everelle17 As you should

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

Grey’s Anatomy has been playing with my emotions for 18 seasons. Do I hate it? Yes. Will I stop watching it? Never

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

Anytime I see an anime that’s not dubbed I refuse to watch it even if it sounds amazing bc I can’t multitask while watching it and that makes my brain sad

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

It’s day three after getting my wisdom teeth out and I’m about to chug some queso just to feel happy

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@indienerdtrash Am I your favorite Scorpio?

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

@ParkerKirtley @indienerdtrash Either way, absolutely not

[Zoe @_lovezoe_]

I got my wisdom teeth out this morning and all I want rn is chicken nuggets but I can’t have them and I’m gonna riot