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[Qadi @Bigqadi]

This country eats tacos, drinks tequila, and dances to reggaeton, but god forbid we hear Spanish for 15 minutes at halftime?

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Regretting sex: I wish I hadn’t slept with Jim, he’s not attractive at all now I’m not tipsy and not in the moment

Realising you’ve been raped: I’ve just got home and I want to throw up and sit in the bath for two hours because his fingerprints are all over me and I can’t forgive myself for freezing and not fighting back

[Vivian @suchnerve]

block me if you oppose same-sex marriage and i’m not joking

[Tether Babble ♌️ 🇭🇹 @cliff_ohio]

Sometimes cheating using google took so long, you’d go back to the textbook and just learn the concept.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭😭😭

[akin. @the_akinola]

when someone says they’re not ready for a relationship 9/10 times, the ‘with you’ is silent

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

this is so much better than taking pictures of strangers lmaoooo I'm rolling

[jupi’s echoes𓍢ִ໋🪷*:･ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

no i flip my phone over to let you insecure fools know i’m focused on you

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

She's excited because she matches her new blankie

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisXxx]

i don't think people understand…anxiety is so painful…it actually physically hurts.

[Paniii⁷🐰 | cek pinned 📌 @isfunnyyyy]

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[Punt Road @punt_rd]

Ozzy Osbourne hears Randy Rhoads' isolated guitar solo from ‘Crazy Train’…for the first time in 36 years. Visceral emotion…

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Men hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. bro you have the emotional
intelligence and maturity of a door knob. go to therapy.

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

If exposing a pedophile ring would collapse the economy, maybe the economy shouldn’t be built on a pedophile ring.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nick Offerman shuts down hate over his The Last of Us episode.

"When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole”