Lucifer’s Dad

Every day is sunshine, or so I continue to tell myself.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[𝖓𝖔𝖘𝖋𝖞 @comfyvampy]

world of warcraft is basically:

kill god
collect 8 bear asses
kill another god
fishing tournament

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

The Iran war would have never happened if Charlie K*rk was still alive

[turbomander @turbomander]

sorcerers are always acting like their magic isnt a horrifying blood condition from their ancestor's bizarre sexual proclivities

[David @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

All caps doesn’t cut it anymore and if anything it’s holding us back in truly showing rage on the internet. I need to invent something like SUPER CAPS

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

Had the biggest crash out of my life in public today thanks to the local CUNT MOTHER FUCKER VISA CENTER

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

nyc doesn’t smell like piss, your piss smells like the greatest city in the world

[Dr Andreas Krieg @andreas_krieg]

This is the paradox of Trump's Nero-esque perception of the US in the Gulf

The Gulf states are all net contributors to US power, through investments, basing for US military, providing good offices for mediation/negotiation etc.

Yet, somehow Trump thinks it can extract more concessions from the Gulf states when it has just thrown the GCC under the bus to please the net consumer of US power: Israel

The Gulf only needs access to US tech and defence equipment - that's it - a requirement they could choose to procure from elsewhere (Europe/Asia).

[vax merstappen @honeygoldlight]

no one shows more chronically online behaviour than your friend who despises their job but has no choice but to stay there because the job market is so shitty

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

Kudos to all the millionaire 94 year olds who invested in IBM right out of the womb

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Those who invested $10.41 in IBM in 1932 are now millionaires.

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

@showmetheashti خله يبلعه

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

The person who came up with the spelling of “Diarrhoea” needs to suffer from it every single day of their life

[“paula” @paularambles]

his whole thing was having followers

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

Calling it from now, the only reason they’re pushing AI has consciousness is so they can give it rights to vote and they’ll end up voting for their corporate overlords lol fuck clankers and fuck every single one of the goons pushing this shit

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

The discourse on AI consciousness is the most dogshit take I’ve heard in years. I don’t know bro, is the fucking NPC in Skyrim conscious? Does the dragon you just Fus Ro Dah’d off a fucking cliff cry about it later? Imbecile species no wonder you worshipped idols.

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

Listen I’m not a complete AI hater, I still use it to help organise my thoughts when I’m working on larger written tasks but Jesus fucking Christ the way we’re being THROATED this shit is beyond infuriating can they fucking die off already

[Lucifer’s Dad @_luciferious]

I honestly can’t believe the boomer-AI-dick-sucking class rage baited the pope to put a whole dissertation out telling them they’re fucking stupid.