Logan G. Baggerly 🧢

If the holy and the profane had a gay baby.
Powermod on all the same subs as u/maxwellhill

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Network is the best movie.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I kick it with sapphics because they think femmes are hot, and I fw that vision.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I still love you De’aaron Fox. You are very good at basketball.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Jack Antinoff? More like, anti-jackin off. ✝️😤

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

“Dr Seuss’s: How the Grinch regifted all the bullshit your mom bought and they let him off the hook for it.”

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

The vibe when there’s only one other masc at the function and you know each other just well enough to lock in on some booba parallel play type shit while the femmes and thems kiki within earshot. >>>>>>

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

We should nuke Utah.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Like a cricket but instead of rubbin my legs together I’m just strokin my shit

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

At a rave in Brooklyn trying to connect to the JBL.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Not mixing Xans with alcohol is like not mixing yes with and.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I asked one of my preschool students, the other day, if he had ever been to the beach and he said, “I don’t know. I haven’t started making any memories yet.” And that is something I think about a lot.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

In the manhattan lego taxi snorting powders the FDA not even aware of yet.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Shit where you eat, baby. There’s no to go.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I’ve spent my life watching/reading Star Wars. It’s getting difficult these days, not for quality, but because the Empire was initially intended as a metaphor for the USA, but now they’re just fully analogous for one another.. only instead of TIE Fighters we have gooning.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Takes a drag off a cigarette, “.. hey, they can’t all be winners.” He said at the end of his one thousandth consecutive bad day.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I used to be absolutely dumbfounded by a dvd player built into a minivan. It used to fill me with joy; whimsy even… What the fuck happened to me, man?

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Wait. Twitter is just a reaction image posting board full of nazis, porn, and bad tech opinions?

…close enough. Welcome back, 4chan

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

When I get to Hell I’m going to hunt Henry Ford down and torture him so good that they let me come to the Hell cookout.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

I’m not like the other white guys… I use a little AAVE.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Hey, pal. I put my cock in one pussy at a time, just like everybody else.

[Logan G. Baggerly 🧢 @_luckylogan]

Love all the phases of the menstrual cycle:
-The follicle phase
-The tentacle phase
-Waxing gibbous
-Jellicle